absolutely-everything-me

lets make a list of all the best 5sos quotes

hemmogod:

sodreamie:

calums-crush:

bleakwaffle:

8bitclifford:

5sxsrejects:

hemmings—penguin:

fuckinghell5sos:

calums-crush:

5sxsrejects:

"ITS A COW LUKE"

Tadpoles are baby turtles

IT’S A CHOCOLATE MILK PARTY, IT’S A CHOCOLATE MILK PARTY

I didn’t invite you to my barbecue, so why you all up in my grill??

dammit, this fucking nipple

You don’t make friends with salad you don’t make friends with salad

Shut up luke!

I do what I want, I’m punk rock.

i hate this band

little-uno

writerlyn:

wishuponastardis:

Special skills: extensive Harry Potter knowledge, can watch an entire TV show in a week, knows words to every Disney song, can form abnormally strong attachments to fictional characters, Microsoft Word

So you mean, able to retain knowledge, has incredible focus and drive, excellent at processing media, remembers obscure details when needed, and has great skill at creating connections with individuals despite minimal interfacing?

And Microsoft Word?